Never Ending Story

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

cowboys and also likes to tamper with....

 

[WDIK]

3 phase distribution boards and random gas regulators...

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

which is naughty, as he's never been to diynot to ask about.....

 

[WDIK]

how to blow himself to kingdom come...

 

[kidgreen61]

where apparently there are a whole harem of nubile young women waiting for....

 

[tim west]

a number 3 bus, unfortunately the drivers are on strike over..

 

[RedHerring]

the weekend. They'll all be back one or two at a time because everyone knows.....

 

[WDIK]

everyone know you wait half an hour nothing then a dozen all turn up all together...

 

[tim west]

a dozen turning up was a real shock as there are only two local buses, this was to become a talking point for....

 

[RedHerring]

the next twenty years, by which time the kids were saying, "what's a bus?". And the old man behind them.....................

 

[conny]

said its a large piece of copper bar used to transmit electricity to your...

 

[tim west]

whats electricity they quickly piped up, "dont they teach you anything these days?"...

 

[conny]

"Whats teach" they all asked looking dumbfounded as the buses all pulled up where the conductress on the first one said,....

 

[tim west]

fares please, funny that, as she was a conductress with the london symphony orchestra....

 

[conny]

and as she waved her baton about it brought back happy memories to the old man of days fagging in the dorm and corporal punishment in the headmasters office whilst the headmistress stood by and......