Never Ending Story

RedHerring · 30 Jan 2010

us having funerals for Grandad before. But each time we arrange his funeral.....

conny · 30 Jan 2010

he decides he's going to the wake first, to see how many .........

PrenticeBoyofDerry · 30 Jan 2010

times he gets asked the question about.....

RedHerring · 30 Jan 2010

out-of-body experiences. "Is it really like they say it is?" People ask.

conny · 30 Jan 2010

"I don't know," he said, "I've never been out with anybody, thats why I am a....."

wotan · 30 Jan 2010

free spirit, a mere shadow of my former self.....

conny · 31 Jan 2010

as he glided across the floor as though on castors when in reality he was....

tim west · 31 Jan 2010

sitting on a skateboard as you do..

wotan · 31 Jan 2010

wich was ok till he came to the top of the staircase, unfortunately the house was on a hill, and the front door had been left open....

oompah · 31 Jan 2010

and has he came flying out the door eddie the eagle suddenly appeared and it turned into a race of......

tim west · 31 Jan 2010

100 yds round the block, it was a small block...

RedHerring · 31 Jan 2010

and Grandad, being a wily, old fox......

tim west · 31 Jan 2010

had a head start but in his haste he...

RedHerring · 31 Jan 2010

had forgotten to put his teeth in, left his earing-aid behind and forgotten his glasses. When it came to the .......

tim west · 31 Jan 2010

finish line he didnt see or hear everyone telling him to stop and now he's halfay to...