Never Ending Story

[tim west]

were swinging from side to side which made me feel very dizzy and nauseous until i discovered...

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

swinging mean't something else, then someone picked up my car keys and...

 

[Shutpa]

...said, "A Lada? No chance! You might be a magician but you wont turn me into a lay-.by".

 

[conny]

"Now who's got a Jag 'cos I want a....."

 

[wotan]

fag? from a hag in a jag...

 

[tim west]

which is jive speak for "where's my Lada?" unfortunately only one person knew and he was busy looking for his own...

 

[conny]

keys because he had an early start in the morning at the ....

 

[wotan]

local car boot sale, where he normally set up his stall selling Crapo Di Monte figurines of goats...

 

[tim west]

and dodgy pirate cd's of...

 

[wotan]

Darius winning the pop star, to opera star award..........

 

[conny]

but he was caught when he tried to sell them off as genuine pirates 'cos.....

 

[yaleguy2]

..unlike most cd's they smelled of cheese which was..

 

[tim west]

strange as they were made with marmalade and...

 

[conny]

marmite, a delicacy with subtle undertones of....

 

[wotan]

salty malty, sticky brown goo, which despite looking like waggon grease was actually quite nice, except....