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A man got stopped by a Game Warden with his basket full of fish.
Warden: “Do you have a permit for all these fish?”
Man: “No sir. These are all my pet fish.”
Warden: “Your pet fish? How's that?”
Man: “Well, every night, I take all my pet fish for a walk to the lake, I let them swim for about half hour and then I whistle and they all come back and jump in my basket and we go home. We do this every night.”
Warden: “Well that's just a crock of lies..!”
Man: “Here, I'll show you...” (releases the fish in the lake)
Warden: “Well this I got to see.”
Five minutes later...Warden: “Well?”
Man: “What?”
Warden: “The fish…where's your pet fish?”
Man: “What fish..?”
Warden: “Do you have a permit for all these fish?”
Man: “No sir. These are all my pet fish.”
Warden: “Your pet fish? How's that?”
Man: “Well, every night, I take all my pet fish for a walk to the lake, I let them swim for about half hour and then I whistle and they all come back and jump in my basket and we go home. We do this every night.”
Warden: “Well that's just a crock of lies..!”
Man: “Here, I'll show you...” (releases the fish in the lake)
Warden: “Well this I got to see.”
Five minutes later...Warden: “Well?”
Man: “What?”
Warden: “The fish…where's your pet fish?”
Man: “What fish..?”
