POLL! biscuits in worktop joint

[ivorbigun]

what biscuits are best?
1 digestive
2 HOB NOBS
3 JAFFA CAKES
4 CLIUB
5 TWIX


ALL INPUT IS APPRECIATED
YOUR THANKS IN ADVANCE

 

[big-all]

depends on the colour of the worktop

 

[breezer]

what is "CLIUB"

 

[ivorbigun]

ITS A CLUB WITH AN I YOU FOOL
GOD SOME PEOPLE ARE REALLY THICK AND NEED HELP DONT THEY

 

[breezer]

i am not a fool, i just like to take the mick, unlike you i have a sense of humour, and please don't SHOUT

 

[big-all]

come on boys lets make up

sit down with a nice cup of tea or coffee

and do some dunking

 

[masona]

come on boys lets make up

big-all,

I'm afraid you can't make amend with ivorbigun who have upset people here in the past on this forum, see this, Watch this space, ivorbigun will insult me shorty

 

[ivorbigun]

nice bloke that masona

 

[ivorbigun]

by the way breezer
who is mick?
and where do you take him?

 

[masona]

nice bloke that masona

How sweet of you, thank you

 

[big-all]

i did find his bicky joke funny

[/quote]I'm afraid you can't make amend with ivorbigun who have upset people here in the past on this forum, see this, Watch this space, ivorbigun will insult me shorty [/quote]

well we all have off days some seem to have worse off days than others

 

[AdamW]

Neeeeurgh, you spaz Big-All, you used the wrong quote tags.

Neeeeeeeeeurgh!

I think Ivor was being ironic about his definition of a CLIUB. I love irony. If only everyone understood what it meant (I'm looking at you, Alanis Morissette)

 

[big-all]

Neeeeurgh, you spaz Big-All, you used the wrong quote tags.

it will come as no surprize to any one that knows me i try my best but simple technoligy beats me i do try though
maybee this will work

see i still cant get it right ohh well who cares

 

[AdamW]

 

[JayS]

Jaffa Cakes definitely, they got the right spongy feeling. The chocolate on them might be an issue if inserted incorrectly in the joint. Therefore, you should hire a proper tradesman for a job like this!

- Digestive's dig in too much
- Hob Nob's are too knobbly
- Twix too twitchy
- Cliub, well they might work but if the 'I' puts itself sideways in the joint you're stuffed...