Ponderisms

[Johnmelad502]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, ' I think I ' ll squeeze these dangly things, and drink whatever comes out? '

Who was the first person to say, ' See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt. '

Do you have any?

 

[conny]

Who first thought of mint sauce with lamb?

Who discovered glue and did he realise his idea would stick?

Why does your car always break down in Winter?

 

[Blasphemous]

Is this all just an illusion?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21VbKgOM0gg&feature=related

And to think I liked that song all those years ago!

 

[securespark]

Still do!

 

[tim west]

Why they say "Is there anybody there?" when they are trying to communicate with spirits which have no bodies

 

[Space cat]

What was the (second ) greatest thing BEFORE sliced bread?

Why was there never a Barbarella Cindy doll?

Why are wrong numbers never engaged?

Why do Irishmen, Albanians, computer programmers, civil servants, psychiatrists, quantum physicists, blues musicians and pre-menstrual women spend so much time changing light bulbs?

 

[vokera80e]

when the door bell rings why do we allways say " who's that"

when it's raining why do we put our hand out to see if it is really raining..

why do we wait for the cat to come in,then we put it back out again.

i have an automatic car,but i still have to stear it.

why is half a pint of bottled water 85p and milk only 46p.

will 2 sh*gs repay his toilet seat money inloo.

 

[yme]

Would fishermen catch bigger fish if they had longer arms?

 

[oompah]

for the non believers who decided to call our planet earth.

 

[oompah]

How does the wife always know what i going to say.

 

[Johnmelad502]

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

 

[conny]

Why do we say, 'Slept like a baby'?

THEY NEVER FLAMIN' DO!!

'As easy as falling off a log'.
And bloody painful!

 

[Johnmelad502]

If vegetable oil is made from vegetables
and rapeseed oil is made from rapeseed
What is baby oil made from?

 

[conny]

If sticks and stones can break your bones why bother calling people names?

 

[disinfo]

Why do the vast majority of lesbians try to look, and act like men.