Questionnaires

[^woody^]

They are out!

Apparently, the first question Durham Police want to know from Starmer is "Why are you so dull?"

And from Raynor "Do you even know how to smile?"

 

[fillyboy]

I bet they can't wait to interview Angela.

 

[noseall]

If their answers say they belted out Abba tunes long into the night, they're home scot free.

 

[Notch7]

Tory party questionnaire:

1) how many parties did you attend A) only one B) 1 to 5 C) all 16

2) how many suitcases of booze did you drink

3) did you chunder

4) did you leave after 3am

5) why is Nadine Dorries so thick

6) why is Gove always pizzed

7) has Carrie left and moved in with Zak Goldsmith.

8) does Boris own a comb