A man goes to the zoo.
When he gets there, there was only a dog.
It was a sh!tzu.
i thank you
When he gets there, there was only a dog.
It was a sh!tzu.
i thank you
quick friday funny (we haven't had one for a while....)
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I'm still waiting (hoping) for someone to explain this one
(as you know, English is only my second language, sorry)
(as you know, English is only my second language, sorry)
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Thank you very much!
(Hope I didn't spoil the fun, if so very solly)
(Hope I didn't spoil the fun, if so very solly)
LOL - just noticed it's been censored - sorry peeps
answer is a chinese dog (Shih Tzu)
answer is a chinese dog (Shih Tzu)
So, well done Andy, then?
WoodYouLike said:
i wood (ha ha - D'oh) assume so - but as i didn't see andys reply before it was 'removed' i can't possibly say.... but i'll give him the benifit of the doubt
well done andy
(can i go home now?)
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Why was the man who was stroking the poney sucking a strepsil?
Cuz he was feeling a little horse!
Cuz he was feeling a little horse!
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king.module
Thanks for the effort .............
snigger .......
I wonder if that word above gets banned as it got me booted from another site , as they thought I was trying to say the N word ,lol
heres my funny ...maybe ?
A cowboy was walking in the desert when he saw an indian laying on his back and big dick in the air.
"What are you doing?" the cowboy asked,
"I tell time" the indian replied.
"What time is it" (cowboy)
"1:15" (indian)
Sure enough it is 1:15
The cowboy start to walk agin. 2 hours later he came to an indian doing the same thing.
"What are you doing" (cowboy)
"Me tell time" (indian)
"What time is it" (cowboy)
"2:15" (indian)
Sure enough it is 2:15.
The cowboy started to walk agin. He came to this indian on his back big dick in the air. The indian stroking it up and down.
"What are you doing" (cowboy)
"Me wind watch" (indian)
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A husband was in big trouble coming up to his wedding anniversary. His high spending, forever nagging, wife told him "ok you small brained dumbf***, tomorrow is our anniversary and there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday!!
Thanks for the effort .............
snigger .......
I wonder if that word above gets banned as it got me booted from another site , as they thought I was trying to say the N word ,lol
heres my funny ...maybe ?
A cowboy was walking in the desert when he saw an indian laying on his back and big dick in the air.
"What are you doing?" the cowboy asked,
"I tell time" the indian replied.
"What time is it" (cowboy)
"1:15" (indian)
Sure enough it is 1:15
The cowboy start to walk agin. 2 hours later he came to an indian doing the same thing.
"What are you doing" (cowboy)
"Me tell time" (indian)
"What time is it" (cowboy)
"2:15" (indian)
Sure enough it is 2:15.
The cowboy started to walk agin. He came to this indian on his back big dick in the air. The indian stroking it up and down.
"What are you doing" (cowboy)
"Me wind watch" (indian)
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A husband was in big trouble coming up to his wedding anniversary. His high spending, forever nagging, wife told him "ok you small brained dumbf***, tomorrow is our anniversary and there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday!!
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