Sayings which stick with you, through your life

[blup]

I think that is because car dealers get commission from the loan providers.

I bought a second hand car from a dealership for cash: the salesman said he was contractually obliged to discuss other “products “ basically six different types of warranty.
The salesman get commission on PCP deals but it’s also a way for the customer to acquire a more expensive higher status car. I don’t remember so many beemers Audis and mercs around back in the day.

 

[Deluks]

Rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men.

Often attributed to Sir Douglas Bader, who lost both his legs... because he broke the rules.

 

[Odds]

May you rock as long as you like and roll as long as you live.

 

[Elsa TLC]

If I said thats not fair. My mum would say "Tough tit."
I still say this to my girls

If I said its not fair. My brother would say: "Nor is a black man's arsholè
I dont say this to my daughters but it goes through my mind every time they say "its not fair"

 

[Deleted member 325366]

Doesn't work on the left hand thread of some gas bottles and some French cars' sump plugs!

Lpg apparently

 

[Elsa TLC]

Lpg apparently

Thats right.
Also some designer Radiators when you want to add column

 

[opps]

"wash your teeth"-a customer yesterday said it after I had been working in their bathroom. I mentioned that my Irish mother used the same phrase.

BTW- she was talking about her husband being able to use his bathroom, rather than giving me a directive.

 

[fixitflav]

The trouble with common sense is it isn't very common

and

Trust in God my lads, and keep your powder dry

 

[fixitflav]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

One in Kate Bush is worth two in the hand