So what is the 11th commandment?

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

Looks like it's not what RedHerring2 thought it was!
So what could it be?

 

[diane1]

..is it..thou shalt not get your boops out before 9pm??....

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[kevplumb]

thou shalt not get caught

 

[Deluks]

Thou shalt not watch Big Brother.

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

..is it..thou shalt not get your boops out before 9pm??....

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Well, put em away then!

 

[rojaca]

its gone 9. please carry on (with pictures).

 

[lifesagasman]

thou shalt not get caught

Nearly

If you get caught, deny everything.

 

[gas112]

Thou shall not leave your mobile phone about for the wife to look at.

 

[merlin50]

Thou shall not mention, Roger, quire boy, priest, in the same sentence

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

Thou shall not leave money in trouser pockets on wash day!

 

[Deluks]

Thou shall not leave money in trouser pockets on wash day!

Or iPhone

 

[Johnmelad502]

Thou shall not leave money in trouser pockets on wash day!

Or iPhone

Or cigarettes.

 

[Space cat]

Ok, I didn't pay much attention in RI lessons so I might be wrong on this one but aren't some of the commandments DO's rather than DON'Ts?

If this is true then I propose the following:

"Thou shalt take turns to sleep on the wet bit."

 

[Mickymoody]

The 11th, is thou shall not carry the tablets down the mountain, then break them, thus invalidating their warranty..On breaking the warranty, none of the above conditions apply. (c) 0bc/ad.