SOFTUS

[joe-90]

If only I knew that you liked Sharron Davies Softus ... We grew up together


MW

Then you woke up.

 

[anobium]

Now come on this is getting to much, is it the Softus appreciation Society anal meeting.
Whats this forum coming to , I along with a few others didn't join for this sort of talk, why my hero Joe-90 can't respond to drivel like this .
Now come on buck your ideas up and get back to your normal bitching.
Sorry genuine spelling mistake should read annual, err on second thoughts!

 

[Igorian]

I'm not sure I want to meet his anus.

 

[megawatt]

When we were kids we all trained before and after school under the supervision of her father who trained her and us before she moved to Kelly college.

It was obvious even then that she was something special as nobody could get near her times and there were some other pretty good swimmers at the club.

She's been a good ambassador for the sport since her Olympic medal days and does an incredible amount for charities so you could have far worse heroes.

She's one girl who's grown into her body as I think she's far better looking now than when we were kids ... She is a little muscular now for me though and she is often ribbed about it by those who know her.

MW

 

[Softus]

She's been a good ambassador for the sport since her Olympic medal days and does an incredible amount for charities so you could have far worse heroes.

Exactly. Don't make the mistake of thinking that I don't obsessively and fanatically follow her every move from afar. Oh, that didn't come out quite how I intended.

She's one girl who's grown into her body as I think she's far better looking now than when we were kids .

I couldn't agree more. At least, not without breaching the restraining order.

She is a little muscular now for me though and she is often ribbed about it by those who know her.

I'm tempted to ask if she's ribbed for pleasure, but that would just be crass.

 

[megawatt]

 

[imamartian]

Softus, it sounds like you should change your name to 'hardus' for 30 seconds or so

 

[Softus]

How very dare you! I resemble that remark.

Any road up - my admiration for Sharron Davies transcends our crude earthly forms.

 

[tim west]

I have it on good faith that she was a breast stroker

 

[megawatt]

When we swam together she didn't have one!

 

[Blasphemous]

She's one girl who's grown into her body as I think she's far better looking now than when we were kids ... She is a little muscular now for me though and she is often ribbed about it by those who know her.
MW

Hmmm, I agree she keeps herself VERY well toned but as for 'grown into her body' she has had 'help' in one or two areas to be fair.

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4161/is_20040815/ai_n12902605

I'd heard about the boob job years ago but recently I noticed her on a TV program and her face looked puffed in areas. I thought she had put weight on at first but quickly realised that definitely was not the case. Turns out she does indeed have 'help' in that area too. See 'Restylane injections' second page of the link above.

But what the hell, if I could afford it and I thought I could get away with it i.e. get it passed the lads without being tortured by their relentless witty remarks, I'd have 'work done' to. Not that I need it you understand Well, maybe just a little nip and a tuck here and everywhere! Well, Steve Austin got away with it didn't he?.... Ah! Now that reminds me.... Lindsay Wagner Now shes some girl ..... How the hell did I get from softus being nasty to DIYers to Lindsay Wagner? Ah, who cares we're here now and i for one am going to savour the moment....