Starmer. Today’s the day.

[King Billy]

Jeez, your life must be dull.

Santa's very busy leaving presents on people's doorstep, now there's no space for him to climb down.
He always was a leaver.

 

[aveatry]

Agree
Once you get rid of someone resolute like Maggie, Bozza, Keir etc, it begins an unwanted chain of events. I'm no fan of any politician, but I can see the value in sticking with the devil. Politics doesn't work that way. Public opinion would never allow it. And is the reason why Fromage is so popular with gullible móróns.

Gullible mor‐ons like this one you mean

Sir Keir and Labour are going nowhere. Suck it up boyos.

 

[King Billy]

He’s not the messiah

1. Judaism
In Judaism, the timing of the Messiah's arrival—known as the Mashiach—depends on the actions and merits of humanity.

• The Human Condition: Many Jewish scholars agree that the Mashiach will come when humanity most deserves it (through acts of righteousness) or when the world most needs redemption due to widespread turmoil or spiritual degradation.

Not yet then.

A new report alleges that Israeli authorities and security forces have "deliberately carried out acts inflicting death and severe bodily and mental harm on hundreds of thousands of Palestinian children", and that the killings continued even after last October's ceasefire in Gaza.

 

[Mottie]

He’s not the messiah

He’s just a very naughty boy. At least he has a sense of humour!

 

[King Billy]

He’s just a very naughty boy. At least he has a sense of humour!

Would you like to quote some of the Messiah's jokes?

 

[Mottie]

Would you like to quote some of the Messiah's jokes?

You don’t have to tell jokes to have a sense of humour.

 

[King Billy]

You don’t have to tell jokes to have a sense of humour.

Would you like to quote some of the Messiah's jokes?

that's a "no" then.

 

[Mottie]

that's a "no" then.

I think something has gone right over your head.

 

[King Billy]

I think something has gone right over your head.

Explain it to me.
The last time asked that of you, you disappeared for a while.

 

[Mottie]

Explain it to me.
The last time asked that of you, you disappeared for a while.

Okay, just for you oh humourless one.

Someone shouted "You’re not the messiah" as he was being sworn in.

Did you hear his reply?

I’d say that counts as humour, wouldn’t you?

A clue just for you.