Got a call once to go and meet a "Mr Chavel" I said do "you mean chavel the french word for horse", she said "Thats what it says here". Off I go thinking fancy being called Mr horse, I go to security and ask for "Mr chavel", blank looks all round, then someone says he means so-and-so. The bloke turns turns up and introduces himself as "Mr Chavel" and gives me his business card, his actual name was "Mr Shovel", I don't know how I stopped myself from bursting out laughing.