Strange Names

[Bodd]

Some people do have unfortunate names
A wannabe customer of mine has the most unfortunate name so far I've come across.

This is not a wind up as I spoke to this woman yesterday. She's foreign, not sure from where.

My wife took another call from her today.

She said its pronounced different, but the girl spelt it as
Sh!tonja

It is a mouthful I wonder If she shortens it.

I'm sure she is not having me on.

 

[Nige F]

She said its pronounced different, but the girl spelt it as
****onja

It is a mouthful

.

 

[durhamplumber]

So,her name is sh,,exclamation mark,tonja,,,yes,,,certainly a mouthful

 

[EddieM]

Had an Indian guy at our place called Phanni Ticlar.

 

[Burnerman]

I'd get the cash up front......
John

 

[bernardgreen]

A company that specialises in pneumatic systems was founded by a Mr Leaky, his sons continue to run the business.

 

[EddieM]

There was a guy listed in the work phone directory , surname Mann, first names wan & kee. I think it may have been a wind up though.

 

[sodthisforfun]

I congratulated my neighbour the other day on the birth of their daughter. I asked what they'd decided to call her, and was told 'Isla'. What a lovely name I thought, then remembered that unfortunately his surname is White...

And this is the name of my dentist when I lived in Sussex: https://hassocks.cylex-uk.co.uk/company/r-n-pulley-16383088.html And when I was there many moons ago, there was another dentist at the practice called 'Filley'. Fab!

 

[EddieM]

I congratulated my neighbour the other day on the birth of their daughter. I asked what they'd decided to call her, and was told 'Isla'. What a lovely name I thought, then remembered that unfortunately his surname is White...

And this is the name of my dentist when I lived in Sussex: https://hassocks.cylex-uk.co.uk/company/r-n-pulley-16383088.html And when I was there many moons ago, there was another dentist at the practice called 'Filley'. Fab!

Maybe one day she might marry one of Brian ferrys offspring, then she could be Isla white-ferry.

 

[Bodd]

I met a man once called Richard Head.

If he married Sh!tonja
her name would be
Sh!tonja Head

 

[EFLImpudence]

Michael Hunt is the most unfortunate.

 

[EddieM]

Andrew Peacock is unfortunate too.

 

[charliegolf]

Isaac Hunt and Ben Dover were a Tornado crew in the Gulf War. I lied about the war bit. And the Tornado bit.

 

[rsgaz]

Real name Richard Swett, but he chooses to go by D***!

 

[EddieM]

how about major Dickie head of the 3rd battalion of rifles.