An extra-terrestial pitches up on earth and heads for the nearest pub.
He orders a pint and the barman says "You're an extra-terrestial, I will only serve you if you buy everyone in the pub a round".
The extra-terrestial agrees to this and the barman pours everyone a fresh drink.
"That'll be £165 please" he says.
The extra-terrestial reaches into his pocket, fishes out a single coin and hands it over and says "Have you got change for a zorg?"
He orders a pint and the barman says "You're an extra-terrestial, I will only serve you if you buy everyone in the pub a round".
The extra-terrestial agrees to this and the barman pours everyone a fresh drink.
"That'll be £165 please" he says.
The extra-terrestial reaches into his pocket, fishes out a single coin and hands it over and says "Have you got change for a zorg?"