Stupid joke of the day

[Shytalkz]

An extra-terrestial pitches up on earth and heads for the nearest pub.

He orders a pint and the barman says "You're an extra-terrestial, I will only serve you if you buy everyone in the pub a round".

The extra-terrestial agrees to this and the barman pours everyone a fresh drink.

"That'll be £165 please" he says.

The extra-terrestial reaches into his pocket, fishes out a single coin and hands it over and says "Have you got change for a zorg?"

 

[gcol]

Substitute "THIS" for one of those smilies with a tumbleweed blowing.

 

[Shytalkz]

 

[mark vincent]

Shakespeare goes into a pub and asks the barman for a pint of lager, barman says"i can't serve you" Shakespeare says "why not" barman says " because your Bard". Any one know a joke as Bard as that.

 

[RF Lighting]

A pair of jump leads walk into a pub an ask for a pint.

The barman says ok, aslong as you don't start anything.

 

[tim west]

Mr and Mrs Strawberry are driving down the road when they get stuck in a jam.

 

[Thermo]

whats a zorg?

 

[Thermo]

the pub down the road has really gone downhill since the new landlord mr bassett took over

he gets allsorts in there now

 

[RF Lighting]

I was reading a newspaper article today about a man who was arrested for pick-pocketing dwarves.

I'm amazed anyone would stoop that low.

 

[breezer]

skeleton goes into a pub.

pint of beer and a mop, please

 

[Thermo]

i dont get it?

 

[gremlin16]

Skeleton has no stomach so beer ends up on floor, the he cleans it up with a mop.

I think

 

[JohnD]

Two blondes walk into a bar


You'd think one of them would have seen it.

 

[libby lou lou]

whats a zorg?

Was a zonc when i was a kid, i believe it change to a zorg in the last few years, can't say exactly when.

 

[JohnD]

Two goldfish in a tank.

One says "Where'd you learn to drive this thing?"