Suella Braverman defects to Reform UK

Would you?

I mean . . . Like she'd even give you a glance in your general direction?

I used to get a stiffy sometimes with Maggie Thatcher, but nowadays I remember that back then I used to get a stiffy over a well repaired section of dry stone walling. I must add that I also find Angela Raynor extremely attractive. She got hips & as long as I have a face then she got a place to sit. Please don't start me on my Annie Widdecombe, the very ideal of my heaven is spooning her & nuzzling my nose deep inside the many layers of skin on the back of her neck.

Yeah Angela Raynor ;)

The fact that neither her or Suella would give me a glance

Well that’s there loss :giggle:
 
It’s strange that there is a cut off point of May for torey defections, as if anything beyond that might be a distraction or embarrassment
 
Please don't start me on my Annie Widdecombe, the very ideal of my heaven is spooning her & nuzzling my nose deep inside the many layers of skin on the back of her neck.

I feel unwell now.
 
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