Surviving Retirement



Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town and into a little shop. We were only there for about 5 minutes.

When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said ”Come on man, how about giving
a senior citizen a break”

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a dumb ass.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

So my wife called him a stupid insensitive ****head.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20
minutes, and the more we verbally abused him, the more tickets
he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired.

It’s important at our age.
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JL502- I sent your joke to a very sick lady pensioner- LOL. She Would like to know how to modify it since recently taking to an electric scooter.
Thanks. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: