I'm trying to digest all this and reconcile some apparent conflicting views "get a plug in 5A MCB" vs "I absolutely do not suggest the OP should do the above".
Trying to avoid advising someone, who may not be safely able to do this sort of thing, without putting themselves at extreme risk of electrocution.
"Split the circuit in half (disconnect the circuit at a ceiling rose
Repower circuit. That will tell you which half the fault is at.
Then keep splitting down.
It could also get half your lights working again"
Sounds like a process I could manage, apart from "That will tell you which half the fault is at" surely not - it will not point in any one direction to "keep splitting down" or am I missing something here?
The usual method of lighting circuit wiring, is via what is called a radial circuit of some variety. The L&N progress from the consumer unit, to each supply light section, on the circuit, in turn. It either goes around the joint boxes, the ceiling roses, or the switches - depending on how/when it was wired. Provide the requested photographs, and we will have a better idea which way it might have been done.
The circuit is like this... T?= joint box/ceiling rose/switch - depending on the wiring method used. X is the shorted wiring you are trying to trace.
CU.......T1.......T2.......T3.......T4.......T5.......T6...X....T7.......T8.......T9
If you part the wiring at a point between T4 and T5, insert a good fuse, and it doesn't blow, obviously your fault is beyond T5. If try the same again, but between T7 and T8, then it blows, you now know the fault is between T6 and T7.
It is a simple, logical, fault-finding method, which works for many things, but in the case of hidden wiring, you have to make a shrewd guess, at which order the lights may have been wired. T1 will almost certainly be the ground floor light, nearest the consumer unit. The rest may form a semi-circle, or even a crude star pattern.