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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

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Johnmelad502

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining
to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, He
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand
in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your Ass, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even
walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals
through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man
 
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