The (titey-)White Stuff

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A builder fought off three thieves in his back garden wearing just his underwear.

@theMirror.co.uk

Police say he won't be charged for possession of an unlicensed weapon.

 

[Brigadier]

The thieves were wearing his underwear?

Takes all sorts, I suppose.

 

[Odds]

Careful now: CMM news will be along shortly to correct your lack of comprehension.

 

[Brigadier]

Careful now: CMM news will be along shortly to correct your lack of comprehension.

The woman next door came round yesterday, banging my door and ranting that I'd pinched underwear from her washing line.

I almost sh@t her pants.

 

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[ReganAndCarter]

Pie

 

[ReganAndCarter]

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