The Ukrainian military

30 Sep 2011
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A large group of Russian soldiers in the border area of Ukraine are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a small hill, "One Ukrainian soldier is better than ten Russians".

The Russian commander quickly orders his ten best men over the hill where upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes. Then silence.

The voice once again calls out, "One Ukraine is better than one hundred Russians."

Furious, the Russian commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

The calm Ukrainian voice calls out again, "One Ukraine is better than one thousand Russians"

The enraged Russian commander musters 1000 of his force and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought... Then silence.

Eventually one badly wounded Russian infantryman crawls back over the hill and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men. It's a trap. There's two of them."

Slava Ukrayni

This is actually an old Finnish joke from WWII which has been repurposed and is doing the rounds again
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