Three police forces issued statements not to call them about KFC

[gasbanni]

Restaurants being closed as It's not a police matter .............Obviously DNA entropy is correct man is degrading, devolving due to the accumulation of mutations .......

 

[Notch7]

Is KFC addictive?

Apparently in some branches, staff have been going out and buying the chicken themselves. I wouldve thought they would struggle to buy a low enough grade

 

[EFLImpudence]

Obviously DNA entropy is correct man is degrading, devolving due to the accumulation of mutations .......

Yet they're allowed to vote.

 

[Notch7]

The chicken children

 

[freddiemercurystwin]

But you've gotta hand it to their marketing department!

 

[Brigadier]

Going out for KFC, and arriving there to find it closed.

That's the very embodiment of having low aspirations and then failing to achieve them, right there.

 

[bernardgreen]

Apparently the new delivery service that took supplies to KFC were confused about that which they were asked to deliver.

Driver ""They say we are to deliver fresh chicken""

Warehouse man ""Aye thats true, but all I can find is this white stuff, looks a bit like chicken but I cannot be sure about it ""

 

[DaveHerns]

How could the delivery firm make such a mess of a new contract? Incompetence beyond belief.

 

[Ihavenojob]

Plenty of the "New Improved" stuff about

 

[Ihavenojob]

Or nuggets