Toilet Duck

[securespark]

I see that the toilet cleaning product of my childhood has been renamed plain old "Duck".

I'm very upset about this.

I mean, it's gone from a very specific product (it's Toilet Duck, it's for your toilet!) to a rather ambiguous product now.

Do you use it in the kitchen? No!

Is it for cleaning floors? No!!

Can you polish the furniture with it? Don't be silly!!!

But you can't tell that from the name!

Furthermore, when you open it, does it contain species of the order anas? Does it heck!!!!

Please join me in urgently lobbying S C Johnson to campaign for the immediate reinstatement of the word "Toilet" in the name.*

Thank you for your support.

*EDIT: I have just emailed them and I urge you to do the same ASAP.

 

[^woody^]

Sorry I can't agree with you.

It was never feathery, cute or mottled shades of brown in the first place, so should never have been called a Duck. Damn right confusing for anyone going to the toilet with a 12 bore or a bag of stale bread.

Now, Toilet Flaccid Penis would be more like it. Join the Facebook campaign today

 

[EFLImpudence]

Don't be silly.

How can you get a flaccid one behind the rim?

 

[durhamplumber]

you seriously need to get out more or occupy your mind with other things.

 

[securespark]

Which one of us are you addressing?

 

[Mikefromlondon]

Don't be silly.

How can you get a flaccid one behind the rim?

But it may help get around the bend though!

 

[crystal ball]

It was bad enough when Jif became Cif, what a world we live in

 

[rsgaz]

It was bad enough when Jif became Cif, what a world we live in

Can you believe that was 16 years ago though?!!

 

[HERTS P&D]

Marathon bar anyone?

Andy

 

[securespark]

Not yet, thanks, I haven't finished my Opal Fruits.

 

[woodbine]

..........., Toilet Flaccid Penis........

Who told you the nick-name 'Er Indoors uses on me?????

 

[IWalkLikeHimaMartian]

Toilet humour!

 

[^woody^]

Don't be silly.

How can you get a flaccid one behind the rim?

Were you trying to squeeze a double entendre in there?

 

[securespark]

If he wanted to, he'd have just given us one.

 

[Ihavenojob]

It was developed in Nottingham, and when asked where to use it , the inventor said " in the toilet duck "