UFOs seen travelling at twice the speed of an aircraft

[blondini]

Strange sightings reported yesterday in the Midlands.

The objects were absolutely silent and travelling at probably twice the speed of a normal aircraft

They were all circular and had 13 to 15 lights around the rim. Each had lights in the centre which were flashing on and off. They went south at a terrific speed

And today.

The mystery objects were identified as a cluster of cheap flying lanterns.

They had been released into the night sky last night during a children's carol service at a nearby primary school in Halesowen.

 

[joe-90]

Didn't this happen a few years ago? Or have they been fooled again?

 

[esra_ptrap]

It always happens in the midlands - Bunch of thick northern to55ers

(Where are you from Joe?)

 

[Richardp]

This is what they want you to think!! keep an open mind

 

[gremlin16]

The objects were absolutely silent and travelling at probably twice the speed of a normal aircraft

The mystery objects were identified as a cluster of cheap flying lanterns.

You would think with all this modern technology thats available, they could produce an aircraft thats quicker than basic lanterns.

Or should we be chartering lanterns.

 

[kevplumb]

It always happens in the midlands - Bunch of thick northern to55ers

(Where are you from Joe?)

err the midlands aint the north bonny lad (the clue is in the name)

 

[tim west]

err the midlands aint the north bonny lad (the clue is in the name)

Watford- North- Nuff said!

 

[wotan]

It always happens in the midlands - Bunch of thick northern to55ers

(Where are you from Joe?)

The wealth of our country was generated by the thick northen to55ers, by the way, your intelligence comes under some scrutiny too, the word midland should give some clue? it's not north west, or north east england.

Southern dimbo.

Wotan

 

[Deleted member 105431]

It always happens in the midlands - Bunch of thick northern to55ers

(Where are you from Joe?)

The wealth of our country was generated by the thick northen to55ers, by the way,

The south of England has subsidised the north since the industrial revolution, and still does today to the tune of billions of pounds a year! The midlands has largely been self reliant and contributed roughly what it takes from the goverment coffers while the North has cost the goverment a fortune in social security payments and investment. Council tax payments from the south help pay for services in the north. Unemployment, disability payments, and other benefits from the north are what drag this country down.

 

[kevplumb]

err the midlands aint the north bonny lad (the clue is in the name)

Watford- North- Nuff said!

yup

wotan wrote:
esra_ptrap wrote:
It always happens in the midlands - Bunch of thick northern to55ers

(Where are you from Joe?) icon_lol.gif

The wealth of our country was generated by the thick northen to55ers, by the way,



The south of England has subsidised the north since the industrial revolution, and still does today to the tune of billions of pounds a year! The midlands has largely been self reliant and contributed roughly what it takes from the goverment coffers while the North has cost the goverment a fortune in social security payments and investment. Council tax payments from the south help pay for services in the north. Unemployment, disability payments, and other benefits from the north are what drag this country down.

B O L L O C K S

 

[^woody^]

It always happens in the midlands - Bunch of thick northern to55ers

Yet still smart enough not to demonstrate their stupidity to the whole world

 

[noseall]

Strange sightings reported yesterday in the Midlands.

The objects were absolutely silent and travelling at probably twice the speed of a normal aircraft

 

[tim west]

Im surprised there's no reindeer doo collectors though

 

[blondini]

I'm surprised there's no conveyor belt.

 

[tim west]

I'm surprised there's no conveyor belt.

Now Now you know the rules