when on call out for local authority out of hours contract, was called out at 2.30 am for woman who had lost keys, so had to gain entry
during the process a neighbour came out usual thing how long are you going to be etc. usual standard reply, a lot quicker if tw@ts like you don't keep asking stupid questions, the lady seemed very pleased that some one had stood up to her bullying neighbour. and said oh thank you would you like a cup of tea. not being one to refuse I said yes please Ill only be a couple of minutes just changing the lock so she put the kettle on.
when i had finished she said oh you don't know how grateful I am thank you so much please sit down ,so I sat down on the sofa where she gave me a cup of tea complete with saucer.
so cup in one hand saucer in other there i was drinking my tea. when she came and sat next to me and said,again "oh I am so grateful thank you "at that point. she sat next to me and swung her legs over mine and lifted her top exposing her breasts and said what do you think to those?
i was pined down by the legs cup in one hand saucer in the other. and replied oh very nice. she must have been 60,could not belive it drank my tea and made my excuses and left.
the following day I reported this incident to the local authority. where upon my arrival to fill out a report all the office staff were sniggering when I went in to see the contracts manager he was rolling with laughing. and said oh its nutty anny she is one of the ones that have been released into the community (abandoned more like) and not to worry
I then requested that this property be put on our cautious list where two men must attend at any time . when the manager asked why I said so I have I man to hold my cup and saucer for me.