All of which,coincidentally, can be found on mumsnet.......IMHO you are the new king of new threads.
In Thailand once, two Thai girls said if I came back to their place, it would be like winning the lottery. Of course, I went back. They were right! When we all undressed, I found we had six balls between us. I made my excuses and left.
Why do you keep on trashing perfectly good threads!!! Do you have no respect for the OP. Just because the OP is making great threads, don't trash them, ok. OK!!
Most likely you envy the new king of threads!!
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Was it a rook scarer banger ? as used in Lewes bonfire .As a kid I held a banger in my Catapult, lit it and waited for it to fizz before releasing it. It blew up about 6 inches from my hand. 1/10th of a second later and I'd probably have lost my fingers.
Might Atom is my guess.Was it a rook scarer banger ? as used in Lewes bonfire .
I had a ONS with a gorgeous girl, who, as far as I knew, was single. Woke up at 0345 with the door slamming.
Asked her what was going on, she said, "It's only the other half, don't worry, he'll pass out on the sofa.....![]()