What’s the closest escape you’ve ever had from a dangerous situation?

[Diver Fred]

I had a ONS with a gorgeous girl, who, as far as I knew, was single. Woke up at 0345 with the door slamming.
Asked her what was going on, she said, "It's only the other half, don't worry, he'll pass out on the sofa.....

Lucky you. Had to throw my clothes out of the bedroom window quickly followed by myself, thankfully it was only first floor and into the back garden.

 

[securespark]

If I'd known she was attached, I'd have not bothered.

 

[Deleted member 294929]

Having Tea with a Serial killer

 

[Deleted member 294929]

Night bus to Surat Thani....

 

[HERTS P&D]

Having Tea with a Serial killer

I was not convicted, it was only a rumour!

Andy