What have you been doing today?

[Scof]

So you're JP?

WTF is JP ??? Please don't speak in code. "Mottie the stalker" won't understand, & we wouldn't want to miss his valuable contributions would we ???

 

[Scof]

Worth £48million and wasting time arguing with poor people on an internet forum...
Himmy, have you taken your medication???

Me & Himmy have enjoyed many a weekend away together. When you gets to know the bloke he's actually quite an interesting character . . .

You go back to your bedsit with your fast food & masturbate over your porn fantasy. Leave us that live in the real world alone & we'll all get along just fine.

 

[Mottie]

Have a nice day Scof. Don’t waste too much time wondering where that missing £72 mil went, it’s only make believe money.

 

[Mottie]

Just when I thought I’d retired……I get a call from a mate, the clutch has gone on his transit. I don’t do clutches anymore but as he plastered my kitchen and wouldn’t take anything for doing it, I can’t say no to him, I wouldn’t anyway. He's currently waiting for the AA to pick him up from Harlow and bring him to my workshop so that could be any time from now to six in the morning knowing them. When he's on his way, I’ve got to go up to London and open up the workshop to get it in. Could be a late night.

FFS. Should have taken me 25 minutes going into London this time of night. Left home at 6.30, got there just after 8.00. Traffic was terrible but that wasn’t the worse of it. He flattened the battery somehow so it was a non runner and trying to push a fully loaded builders van up a slope and into my workshop with no power steering took us best part of an hour! Ended up collaring three locals to give us a hand. Because of the layout, a long wheelbase van can’t get in in one go. No problem when they are running. We got it in, locked up and I dropped him home. Got in at a quarter past ten. He said no rush so we are taking the box out tomorrow and hopefully putting it all back in on Monday and oh, while it’s there, he says we might as well service it. Cheeky bugger.

Been hoiking a gearbox out of my mates Transit today. Feck me, it was heavy! Going to be fun putting that back in!

All that to fit a clutch concentric slave cylinder that had burst and guess what - the bloody thing has just gone again! No way can I do it on the roadside but I’ve just dug out the parts receipt and I see that I bought it in October ‘24 and it has a 2 year guarantee. Claiming on it from Euro car parts will be another thing but there’s hope! He’ll just have to get it done in a garage somewhere, get a receipt and try to claim the costs back. He's a builder, he can afford it!

 

[fillyboy]

All that to fit a clutch concentric slave cylinder that had burst and guess what - the bloody thing has just gone again! No way can I do it on the roadside but I’ve just dug out the parts receipt and I see that I bought it in October ‘24 and it has a 2 year guarantee. Claiming on it from Euro car parts will be another thing but there’s hope! He’ll just have to get it done in a garage somewhere, get a receipt and try to claim the costs back. He's a builder, he can afford it!

When and why did they start fitting slave cylinders inside the bellhousing, that's just mental.

 

[Mottie]

When and why did they start fitting slave cylinders inside the bellhousing, that's just mental.

I would imagine because it’s cheaper to manufacture, doing away with a few parts such as the fork and separate bearing etc. I have read of some cars having the starter motor fitted inside the bell housing!

 

[securespark]

WTF is JP ??? Please don't speak in code. "Mottie the stalker" won't understand, & we wouldn't want to miss his valuable contributions would we ???

You are obviously not he.

Thanks for clearing that up!

 

[johnny2007]

Me & Himmy have enjoyed many a weekend away together. When you gets to know the bloke he's actually quite an interesting character . . .

You go back to your bedsit with your fast food & masturbate over your porn fantasy. Leave us that live in the real world alone & we'll all get along just fine.

Take your meds Himmy, you're on overdrive.