What have you been doing today?

[HERTS P&D]

What do guitar players use for birth control?

Their personality.

Andy

 

[pete01]

What do guitar players use for birth control?

Their personality.

Andy

OMG maybe it is a real guitar

 

[Highway Man]

 

[Dec27]

Look nice but it is a period house, wouldn't look right in mine, ours screams young executives going places with flair and style.

It screams pine skirts with a cheap varnish

Think on…

 

[pete01]

It screams pine skirts with a cheap varnish

Think on…

I wouldnt use them on my bonfire

 

[HERTS P&D]

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I didn't sleep with her.................I was UP all night!

Andy

 

[pete01]

I didn't sleep with her.................I was UP all night!

Andy

On Diynot?

 

[HERTS P&D]

What do you call a sheep tied to lamppost in Wales?​

A leisure centre.

Andy

REPORTED!

 

[Highway Man]

I wouldnt use them on my bonfire

You could pop those lights on the bonfire whilst your at it...
Charge it !!!!!

 

[Highway Man]

What do you call a sheep tied to lamppost in Wales?​

A leisure centre.

Andy

REPORTED!

 

[Mottie]

I asked a Welsh bloke to count all his previous sexual partners and as he was counting them he fell asleep!

 

[Highway Man]

It screams pine skirts with a cheap varnish

Think on…

I wouldn't say that, don't be so harsh on your hard work, it looks like you have painted them, they look nice to me.
Charge it !!!!

 

[ChrisW_Midlands]

Spent the morning chasing a kitchen fitter who was supposed to start Monday. No show, no call. Finally got hold of him at lunchtime and he's double booked himself. Back to square one finding someone for next week. Joys of running a small firm.