What have you bought today?

[Stivino]

I bought a new screen for my laptop and two tyres for my car.
The laptop screen had black dots the size of 50p coins on it, and one the tyres was like a snooker ball, so it had to go. I just fitted a pair to keep a match.

 

[Mottie]

A years tax for my bike and my car. £55 for my 25bhp bike, £35 for my 150bhp car!

 

[securespark]

I bought one of these today.

You might be asked to turn it inside out by the fuzz.

I had a T shirt in the early 90s with

"F*CK THE POLL TAX"

on it (in full). I was told I'd be arrested and whisked off in a white Mariah if I didn't.

 

[Brigadier]

You might be asked to turn it inside out by the fuzz.

I had a T shirt in the early 90s with

"F*CK THE POLL TAX"

on it (in full). I was told I'd be arrested and whisked off in a white Mariah if I didn't.

A lot has changed - attitudes included - in 30+ years.

 

[crystal ball]

You might be asked to turn it inside out by the fuzz.

I had a T shirt in the early 90s with

"F*CK THE POLL TAX"

on it (in full). I was told I'd be arrested and whisked off in a white Mariah if I didn't.

A mate had a t shirt printed with Penis Rampant, he used to wear it in pubs occasionally until some tough looking geezer took exception and ripped it off his back

 

[Brigadier]

A mate had a t shirt printed with Penis Rampant, he used to wear it in pubs occasionally until some tough looking geezer took exception and ripped it off his back

"The geezer, he doth protest too much" springs to mind

 

[crystal ball]

"The geezer, he doth protest too much" springs to mind

I think it offend his wife

 

[crystal ball]

Tickets to see Hound of the Baskervilles on stage in April

 

[Brigadier]

I think it offend his wife

No wonder he looked tough: having to fight daily battles against the world.

 

[crystal ball]

No wonder he looked tough: having to fight daily battles against the world.

Probably a tad drunk too from memory, twas in 76

 

[kingandy2nd]

Newish car. One less than careful previous owner.

 

[securespark]

New alloy, wing in colour, possible wishbone?

73 plate. Is the headlight forked?

What does the yellow sticker warn of?

 

[securespark]

A lot has changed - attitudes included - in 30+ years.

The law has been updated since then, but the police still class it as an offence (now under section 5), no?

 

[kingandy2nd]

New alloy, wing in colour, possible wishbone?

73 plate. Is the headlight forked?

What does the yellow sticker warn of?

That’s what I’m thinking/hoping needs repairing. Headlight looks ok in the other pictures.

Yeah it’s a 2023 car, 10k miles. Yellow sticker is because it’s a hybrid.

 

[securespark]

Great! How many pennies?

Cat N?