What have you bought today?

[Stivino]

Toys for the worlds best greyhound.

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The noise that duck makes will drive you quackers. My dog has one somewhere, I hide it.

 

[Highway Man]

The noise that duck makes will drive you quackers. My dog has one somewhere, I hide it.

they do make a racket I must admit, the chicken is the same.

 

[James Carmichael]

To compliment my new dinner suit.

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I bought the wrong shirts the other day. Too late I’ve opened them now but okay for future use with a regular suit. Gotta get me some proper dress shirts with concealed buttons and French cuffs now otherwise my fellow suite passengers will be laughing at me!

complEment not complIment.

 

[Brigadier]

I stayed in an inside cabin, 550 for the week and 100 quid on board spend and I had loads of buttons on show.

Nipples. You had your nipples on show

 

[pete01]

Nipples. You had your nipples on show

Sometimes

 

[Mottie]

complEment not complIment.

Aye aye captain.

 

[Mottie]

We couldn't find any

Soft Toy Jack Rabbit, Hare by Hansa (30cm) 5304

European safety standards EN71 BS5665 Carries the CE label so it safe for children (not under 36 months) Surface washable Quality item with airbrushed details

www.lincrafts.com

 

[Mottie]

Toys for the worlds best greyhound.

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I gave our Susie’s toys a wash once and hung them on the line to dry. She just sat there watching them.

 

[securespark]

To compliment my new dinner suit.

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I bought the wrong shirts the other day. Too late I’ve opened them now

You can still take them back.

 

[Mottie]

You can still take them back.

I’ve chucked all the wrapping away and Mrs Mottie has washed them already! Always handy to have some shirts that fit me that I can do the top button up to wear a tie with and not feel strangled. 18” neck, slimline fit. A standard fit 18” neck fits me like a blouse! I even had one specially made for my daughter’s wedding. 17.5” neck and I’ve now grown out of it. Very uncomfortable.

 

[securespark]

Bought a load of spices in bulk.

I make lots of curries and buying a 400g or kilo bag is so much cheaper than those tiny jars you see in the supermarkets.

You can get some larger bags in some supermarkets, so I checked prices online and ordered the cheapest, making sure I got free delivery.

The garlic powder, for example, is less than half price in bulk compared to a small jar in Aldi.

 

[Highway Man]

I’ve chucked all the wrapping away and Mrs Mottie has washed them already! Always handy to have some shirts that fit me that I can do the top button up to wear a tie with and not feel strangled. 18” neck, slimline fit. A standard fit 18” neck fits me like a blouse! I even had one specially made for my daughter’s wedding. 17.5” neck and I’ve now grown out of it. Very uncomfortable.

Plus you never know, you might find someone who is going on a cruise on an inside cabin, you could give it to them to wear. It would save a lot of embarrasment