What's Your Real Ale Name?

[securespark]

My local Home Brew shop has posted this on Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/Thebrewsho...1954200937419/704666269666207/?type=1&theater

My name is Chandler's Smooth Donkey Plucker....

Go on - give it a go, you know you want to!

 

[longdogs]

Farmers Old Donkey Botherer.

 

[LastMagicBean]

Farmers Old Donkey Botherer.

No shocks there then squeaky.

 

[Whitespirit66]

Squire's Hoppy Lobster Beater.

Think I'll Stick with the Best if it's all the same to you.

 

[Ian2008]

Cloggers Hoppy Cock Slurper
Oh Dear

 

[JBR]

Fisher's Pale Donkey Tickler.

I think I might have drunk some of that in the distant past, or something very much like it.

 

[Gasman28]

Slaters Smooth Lobster Fancier - sounds fishy to me

 

[longdogs]

I think they have missed one out: Oxford's famous pig f*cker.