When i was a kid...

[conny]

..And we asked where our mother was dad always replied she'd ran away with a black man.

I don't understand.

Was it true?

southerners.....

Well you'd know about them!!! LOL

 

[libby lou lou]

..And we asked where our mother was dad always replied she'd ran away with a black man.

I don't understand.

Was it true?

Nice one John, nearly choked on my first ever joint

 

[LastMagicBean]

nearly choked

Don't mention the word 'choked, FFS

 

[alumni]

nearly choked

Don't mention the word 'choke' for f*ck sake

Oh, no.
The ginger whinger will be on here - as soon as the pubs shut - telling you how he could put you out of your misery in 10 seconds.

From behind of course.

 

[LastMagicBean]

Bolting my doors as we speak

 

[Space cat]

What would todays answer be if he was still here?

"She's not your real mother."

 

[gas112]

She is still at school

 

[Space cat]

She is still at school

Nice one! Beats my effort.

 

[streaker99]

She ran off with my credit card!

 

[UriBentMySpoon]

I sold her to an Arabian prince.

 

[securespark]

I lost my heart to a starship trooper.

 

[Space cat]

"Son, there's something you ought to know --

"I am your mother."

 

[handyman77]

Daddy wheres mummy?
Run of with an albanian crane driver!