When out Shopping

[Diver Fred]

I want a sign on my back that says
"Keep Your Distance"
I'm totally fed up with idiots pushing by, over or in front when in stores, especially the checkout queues!

 

[bernardgreen]

some ladies have found a way to ensure social distancing

 

[Brigadier]

some ladies have found a way to ensure social distancing

I agree.

 

[Brigade77]

When out shopping I've recently taken to following my old mans advice instead of just sitting in the car listening to music. It's not like there's very many healthy young ladies to letch at this time of year is there.

My old man used to walk the perimeter of the car park & pick up all the bank notes that fall out of their pockets when they take their car keys out, often making almost as much as me mam spent.

Who wants a cashless society???

 

[durhamplumber]

It's not like there's very many healthy young ladies to letch at this time of year is there.

Lol...Top Line.

 

[SirGalahad]

Lol...Top Line.

Ladies?

I thought you were more a Man's man?

You Dodgy Durham Boys.

 

[durhamplumber]

Ladies?

I thought you were more a Man's man?

You Dodgy Durham Boys.

Lol....We are living in an era where many blokes are more feminine than women!

 

[Bodd]

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I agree.

She's merely adapted so that she can see the sh!t in front of her...

 

[Bodd]

Lol....We are living in an era where many blokes are more feminine than women!

Sir Gal doesn't like Queers...

 

[securespark]

Lol....We are living in an era where many blokes are more feminine than women!

I have a lovely curvy pair of Moobs....

 

[JohnD]

Mits.

 

[diy_fun_uk]

I want a sign on my back that says
"Keep Your Distance"
I'm totally fed up with idiots pushing by, over or in front when in stores, especially the checkout queues!

Few months ago I was looking at something on a supermarket shelf. Out of nowhere a young woman appeared in front of me, maybe 2 feet away if that, picked something up, turned so that she was facing me (no mask on) and proceeded to shout along the lines of 'Is it these ones you want mum?' basically right in my face.

Lovely.