Which two words should you NOT put into google?

[Ricardus]

I very nearly did this searching for plumbing supplies a year to two ago :

Strap-on Boss

I've since discovered many suppliers websites just list these as "Strap Boss", which is far safer to enter into Google.

 

[Ricardus]

Have you found a googlewhack yet MWRoofline?

I seem to recall a Google alternative answer, 'French battles won', and the alternative is, 'Do you mean French battles lost?', so I think them boffins in Silicon Valley have a wry/dry sense of humour.

Actually that was one of the best known examples of Google bombing. Google changed their indexing methods not long after to minimize the impact of bombing.

 

[multitask]

How about the TV presenters DICK and DOM?

 

[imamartian]

today i typed in MEN'S SEMIS