I feel i have made a fool of myself,

i appologise proffusely to Mr PP, i had hold of the wrong end of the stick please accept my humble appology.
I completely missunderstood what you said, i thought you were threatening me, that you wanted to meet in a services and beat me up,

but apparently no! you wanted something else,

alas i'm not that sort of truck driver,

i am in a relationship with Mrs Predator

and i must confess a hairy backside would not interest me one iota

but please dont let me put you off,

if thats your pleasure then so be it

you carry on
