Worst Cristmas Jokes Ever

[handyjack]

Unless you know better or worse...

Q: What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A: A Christmas quacker!

Q: What's the most popular Christmas wine?
A: 'I don't like Brussels sprouts!'

Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: Tinsilitis!

-Got my wife a wooden leg for Christmas.
-Not her main present, it's just a stocking filler.

Q: Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party?
A: He's a fungi to be with.

Q: What is Santa's favourite pizza?
A: One that's deep pan, crisp and even.

Q: What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
A: Santapplause!

Q: Why does Santa like to work in the garden?
A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

Patient: Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Santa
Doctor: You're suffering from Claus-trophobia.

Q: Why was Santa Claus’ help so down?
A: Because he had low elf-esteem.

Merry Christmas!

 

[conny]

Actually they are quite good. Mind you, we have all had a few drinks.