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I know this has prollie been done before, But it made my laugh



Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
 
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mlb3c said:
Crafty said:
The one about toasters - its for crumpets. Duh. :rolleyes:

what's a crumpet? :confused:

Similar to an American Muffin, but half as thick, tastes more like pancake than cake...

Also a tall leggy bird.................. :D
 
trazor said:
mlb3c said:
Crafty said:
The one about toasters - its for crumpets. Duh. :rolleyes:

what's a crumpet? :confused:

Similar to an American Muffin, but half as thick, tastes more like pancake than cake...

Also a tall leggy bird.................. :D

Interestingly....we call these "English" muffins :LOL:

istockphoto_1383338_toasted_english_crumpet_with_melting_butter_against_whiteon.jpg
 
mlb3c said:
Interestingly....we call these "English" muffins :LOL:

istockphoto_1383338_toasted_english_crumpet_with_melting_butter_against_whiteon.jpg

In England we call that a crumpet.

This is also a muffin

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Lots of people used to like muffin' the mule.
 
JohnD said:
In England, a muffin is traditionally a round, flattish bread product, not a sweet small cake as sold in the US. These Americal style cake things have become very common recently.

A cut and toasted traditional muffin is shown here...

http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/3798/muffin-stacks.jsp[/QUOTE]

english muffins...as sold here (US) are definitely not sweet....
american style muffins are more like cake and can either be savory or sweet depending on what you put in them, ie corn muffins, bran/carrot, or banana nut, etc....in this link....if the bacon is NOT streaky, then what would it be....never heard (saw) it described this way....unless bacon is different there also :confused:
 
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