You couldn't make it up, migrant "accidentally" released from jail

[morqthana]

Whilst you must be wetting your knickers with Joy.

Why do you say that?

Feel free to be rational and intelligent when replying.

 

[blup]

whats the point in catching him, they are just going to deport him, which means he will be back here next week on a small boat to carry on his hobby of sexually abusing young women

meanwhile, on a far more serious level, a woman carefully poured a cup of coffee down a drain

London woman’s £150 fine for pouring coffee down street drain revoked

Council had initially defended the fixed-penalty penalty issued to Burcu Yesilyurt near Richmond station

www.theguardian.com

what is really happening - anyone know ?

The coffee bit is easy, the laws on dropping litter cover everything imaginable, you could be fined for the snot from your sneeze. Councils often contract out enforcement, so it’s simply the free market that determines maximising profit.

As for the release, there’s no obvious benefit to anyone, left or right, to arrange it, apart maybe from money or favour. So it’s down to cock up.

 

[morqthana]

Whose Joy?

His Joy, I assume. He must have someone in his life called Joy who wets her knickers.

 

[blup]

His Joy, I assume. He must have someone in his life called Joy who wets her knickers.

Meant to type: “Who’s Joy” ? but it amounts to the same thing.

 

[morqthana]

As for the release, there’s no obvious benefit to anyone, left or right, to arrange it, apart maybe from money or favour. So it’s down to cock up.

Hanlon's Razor.

But the swivel-eyed RWL conspiracy fantasists always look for some deep, shadowy, left-wing agenda as an explanation for anything where the reality is cock-up.

 

[morqthana]

Meant to type: “Who’s Joy” ? but it amounts to the same thing.

Oh - that will be Joy Behar.

 

[blup]

Hanlon's Razor.

But the swivel-eyed RWL conspiracy fantasists always look for some deep, shadowy, left-wing agenda as an explanation for anything where the reality is cock-up.

There will be calls for the relevant Minister to resign. I suspect Lammie will take the hit.

 

[Munroast]

Hanlon's Razor.

But the swivel-eyed RWL conspiracy fantasists always look for some deep, shadowy, left-wing agenda as an explanation for anything where the reality is cock-up.

and who is running the show at the moment ?

 

[morqthana]

Which show?

The MoJ?

Or do you mean who's the Minister of State for Prisons, Probation and Reducing Reoffending?

 

[Highway Man]

It's easily done, I walked into a prison by mistake the once (I thought it was Asda) I ended up doing 6 months.....

OMG I have done the very same thing twice. Annoying isnt it. Oh how we laughed

 

[aveatry]

How can he not be found with all the cctv, where is he hiding has he paid smugglers to get him out, but how could he if it was also a surprise to him that he was let go. If he is not found then he has been let out for a reason, I'm thinking an agent of some kind.

 

[morqthana]

the swivel-eyed RWL conspiracy fantasists always look for some deep, shadowy, left-wing agenda as an explanation for anything where the reality is cock-up.

 

[Highway Man]

Know that for a fact do you?

 

[Highway Man]

How can he not be found with all the cctv, where is he hiding has he paid smugglers to get him out, but how could he if it was also a surprise to him that he was let go. If he is not found then he has been let out for a reason, I'm thinking an agent of some kind.

Someone is possibly harbouring him or how could he survive with no money and nowhere to go. If he can survive on nothing then why was he here claiming asylum and getting the benefits if he doesn’t need it?

 

[diy_fun_uk]

It's a new Government policy that sits alongside One in One Out.

The new policy is called One Out.