The milk of human kindness

[Shytalkz]

Never upset someone who's donated a bodily part to you, it seems....

 

[noseall]

it is a blokes duty to donate a part of his body to his wife or partner at least once or twice a week.

wouldn't want it back though.

 

[Shytalkz]

Yeh, when will wimmin accept that it's poisonous to our bodies, but not theirs, hence the need to "donate" at least twice a week

 

[noseall]

some wimmin are reluctant to accept 'the gift' though.

gratitude eh!

 

[Shytalkz]

Unfortunately yes, and I've got one of them

 

[tim west]

it all sounds a bit hard to swallow

 

[AndrewSchofield]

Too far Tim, thats just taking it too far!

 

[tim west]

What??

 

[^woody^]

Yeah, what's the problem .... come on spit it out

 

[noseall]

spit it out

spit out what - the milk of human kindness?

 

[Shytalkz]

You're being very frisky today, Nose - on a promise?!

 

[noseall]

You're being very frisky today, Nose - on a promise?!

i am married to a very attractive woman 10yrs my junior.

wadda you think?

 

[Shytalkz]

That you're always very worried???

 

[noseall]

worried - me - never.

there is always milk spilt in our house.

 

[Shytalkz]

Yeh, I'm terrible for that. Sometimes in other people's house as well. Butterfingers me...