OMG

[WDIK]

so i sat down did my business,

having used this facility before. ie disabled.

so i looked at the instructions on the wall.

continue to engage flush.

it flushed, so i held on to the flush.
suddenly there was a jet of water straight up
my arris.

i nearly hit the ceiling

http://www.clos-o-mat.com/closomat_animation.html

then followed by warm air to dry your bum

 

[Bahco]

I;ll stick to my bidet!

 

[Trazor]

Just be glad their was no automatic Tampon inserter................

 

[dextrous]

Just be glad their was no automatic Tampon inserter................

Oh, I don't know

 

[Gasman28]

so i sat down did my business,

having used this facility before. ie disabled.

so i looked at the instructions on the wall.

continue to engage flush.

it flushed, so i held on to the flush.
suddenly there was a jet of water straight up
my arris.

i nearly hit the ceiling

This would be the new £ORGI toilet system then:
Pi$$ed on you for years then blasted you with hot air
Is there a new GSR toilet coming soon?

 

[tim west]

with ingenuity they could adapt it so that once you've finished doing the business you turn around and stick your head in it and brush your teeth

 

[yme]

How high does the water go, and how much is there?
I don't flush till I've finished (ars@ wiped, pants up), so would I end up with wet strides and a flooded bog?
(Not from incontinence)

 

[WDIK]

truth be told, I had more than speculative unterest in this, you see i had co-rectal cancer which resulted in the removal of my rectum and the forming of a J pouch, as a replacement.
so I was till last nov on a bag, so now im learning to control this thing.

due to the highly corrosive nature of the output, i have to be scrupilous about cleaning, and i allways have to use baby wipes and lidocane otherwise i start bleeding.

the test run was good on cleaning poor on drying.

wake up factor very high

 

[tim west]

How high does the water go, and how much is there?
I don't flush till I've finished (ars@ wiped, pants up), so would I end up with wet strides and a flooded bog?
(Not from incontinence)

Its ok you can admit to it its not such a stigma these days.