gas fitter humour?

[maguire]

Went to a PIR oops sorry a EIC few days back in a commercial kitchen,
now I know a few of you will be aware of the requirement for gas safety valves, well this was carried out not to long ago, and the gas safety engineer re-routed the gas supply pipe right across a socket outlet he also had the presence of mind to jack the pipe out far enough to clear the two plugs that were in the socket at the time, as a result plugs cannot be withdrawn for testing the socket, and to help matters one plug is in dire need of replacement.
DM

 

[LoveRocket]

Report him to the GSR - that is appalling workmanship. (Although one has to ask why didn't the customer pick up on this before the final bill was settled?)

 

[kirkgas]

any chance of a pic of this for my before and after pics for the students

 

[maguire]

Hi yes I will try to get a pic today Iam back at the job later
loverocket I am wondering the same unusuall cos the estates manager is a relly clued in guy when I showed it to him he said" the usless ***** will be back
DM

 

[seasickstevie]

I'm intrigued!

What word has five letters?

Perhaps your estate's manager has a 'clued-in' vocabulary.

 

[sparkwright]

What word has five letters?

rpkic, perhaps?

 

[skenk]

picture would be great!

 

[Taylortwocities]

picture would be great!

What of, an rpkic? I hope not!

 

[seasickstevie]

Am I the only one around here who doesn't know what an rpkic is?

 

[Monkeh]

Re-arrange the letters into a popular slang name for a part of the male anatomy.

 

[seasickstevie]

Thank you.

Four letters is usually about as far as I go!

 

[securespark]

The 5 letter word could be Klutz.

 

[OwainDIYer]

The 5 letter word could be Klutz.

Or putz.

Not enough for schlemiel though.

 

[davelx]

or mamzer!

 

[AndyPRK]

I'm intrigued!
What word has five letters?

The swear filter does not replace the same number of letters to the number of xxx's.

Test.

**** (4 letter swear word beginning with C)
****** (6 letter swear word beginning with W)
*******s (8 letter swear word beginning with B)


Although in this case the author appears to be doing the filtering!