Builders wanted for Channel 4 Home Renovation Show

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Channel 4 are looking for highly skilled and confident builders with engaging personalities that can work to extremely short deadlines for a brand new home renovation show.

If you are interested or would like to suggest someone then please get in touch at [email protected]

Thank you
 
The world is bored of home renovation shows, be original and do something interesting for a change.
 
When they have a news item and are looking for opinions they always ask the black person then the asian person (and if time permits) the white person.

So come on Channel 4 - give us the black builder, asian builder or, God forbid, the Polish builder. Stop being so racially biased.
 
Agreed. We need a Tommy Walzch, or a Handy Amit. Not all builders are 'geezers' with their bums hanging out. :lol:
 
Ask Sarah Beany, providing shes not pregnant again. She can take a perfectly decent house and then convince the owners to part with loads of cash to pay her ''experts'' to come in and stop it from falling down and killing them all.
 
Agreed. We need a Tommy Walzch, or a Handy Amit. Not all builders are 'geezers' with their bums hanging out. :lol:

And lets face it , all English builders seem to be able to do is chuck together feckin cheap horrible nasty cardboard houses that really belong in lego land and turn our landscape into a joke.
Not much skill involved in putting one of these together.

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And the ones who cant are3 usually too busy being followed around by little Dom.

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Channel 4 are looking for highly skilled and confident builders with engaging personalities

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looking for argumentative, bigoted, peculiar looking builders who can't work together without nearly coming to blows who will by the magic of tv just about manage to scrape together a roughly finished job.

Don't expect me to apply just to be made to look a fool on national telly :evil:
 
And lets face it , all English builders seem to be able to do is chuck together feckin cheap horrible nasty cardboard houses that really belong in lego land and turn our landscape into a joke.

I don't know why I or anyone else bothers to reply to the drivel you post on this site. Possibly in the hope of bringing you out of the permanent state of ignorance that you appear to exist in. Some hope. :roll:

Two points

By 'English builders', are you saying that houses are better in Scotland, Wales or N. Ireland?

It has obviously escaped your biased attention, but architects design the houses, and the materials are specified by them, and approved by British standards and building control. If the houses are nasty and cardboard, then it has nothing to do with English builders.

As usual, you haven't a fecking clue.
 
Any chance of the the winner not being a loud-mouthed cockney wide boy who know it all, talks shyte, and does a poxy job?

I'm sick of seeing tiits like Tommy Walsh and Dominic, so I'm nominating the girls out of the benny benassi 'satisfaction' video
 
And lets face it , all English builders seem to be able to do is chuck together feckin cheap horrible nasty cardboard houses that really belong in lego land and turn our landscape into a joke.

I don't know why I or anyone else bothers to reply to the drivel you post on this site. Possibly in the hope of bringing you out of the permanent state of ignorance that you appear to exist in. Some hope. :roll:

Two points

By 'English builders', are you saying that houses are better in Scotland, Wales or N. Ireland?

It has obviously escaped your biased attention, but architects design the houses, and the materials are specified by them, and approved by British standards and building control. If the houses are nasty and cardboard, then it has nothing to do with English builders.

As usual, you haven't a f*****g clue.

You live in a barrett home dont you? You are pretty much old enough to.
 
Agreed. We need a Tommy Walzch, or a Handy Amit. Not all builders are 'geezers' with their bums hanging out. :lol:

And lets face it , all English builders seem to be able to do is chuck together feckin cheap horrible nasty cardboard houses that really belong in lego land and turn our landscape into a joke.
Not much skill involved in putting one of these together.

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The generic new home :roll: Coming to a greenfield - or abandoned asylum near you . They should make a prog where someone is dropped blindfold on a new estate and they win a £million if they can say where it is in the country :mrgreen:
 
The generic new home :roll: Coming to a greenfield - or abandoned asylum near you . They should make a prog where someone is dropped blindfold on a new estate and they win a £million if they can say where it is in the country :mrgreen:

Easy, you can tell from the ammount of bins outside :D UNCOLLECTED
 
And lets face it , all English builders seem to be able to do is chuck together feckin cheap horrible nasty cardboard houses that really belong in lego land and turn our landscape into a joke.
Not much skill involved in putting one of these together.
As ever simple economics are lost on the masses that pollute the GD forum. :roll:
 
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