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[Mottie]

I've had a few "Bodge it and fix it" type jobs.

Mrs Mottie and her sister are clearing out her mums house as it’s being sold. When the removed a single bed from one of the bedrooms, I kid you not, whoever had fitted the carpet had cut round it!

 

[Highway Man]

No

think cherry picker, its an old highways joke, you have to be pretty much high up to get it

 

[Highway Man]

Mrs Mottie and her sister are clearing out her mums house as it’s being sold. When the removed a single bed from one of the bedrooms, I kid you not, whoever had fitted the carpet had cut round it!

LOL

 

[pete01]

think cherry picker, its an old highways joke, you have to be pretty much high up to get it

Oh

 

[Highway Man]

Oh

for god sake

 

[pete01]

for god sake

I know

 

[Highway Man]

I know

Exactly

 

[crystal ball]

I remember years ago moving some woman's wardrobe and my mate found a pink thong behind it, he threw it and it landed on my head....that's when I decided no more domestic work lol.

Main problem is he is still wearing it as a hat

 

[pete01]

Main problem is he is still wearing it as a hat

Me? Lol

 

[crystal ball]

Found quite a few "toys" when working for the Electricity Board and sheaf of photos of the resident couple (retired teachers) enjoying the company of a young man in a Travelodge

 

[pete01]

Not today's job but I built a bar during lockdown...anyone else? Knocked it up in a few hours lol...had some great nights in there.

 

[Highway Man]

I made a gin bar as I am very sophisticated

 

[Highway Man]

Not today's job but I built a bar during lockdown...anyone else? Knocked it up in a few hours lol...had some great nights in there.

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On your own?

 

[pete01]

On your own?

Yes I built it on my own

 

[securespark]

Mrs Mottie and her sister are clearing out her mums house as it’s being sold. When the removed a single bed from one of the bedrooms, I kid you not, whoever had fitted the carpet had cut round it!

That's taking the p*ss!