How Good are New Toilets?

[robinbanks]

for the F1

was a very liquid trip IYKWIM

Racing slicks leaving skid marks eh?

 

[fixitflav]

I know for a fact that at least one person in this world has before now pulled 20 sheets off the roll, screwed it into a ball and used it to dab up a drop of wee that probably amounts to 0.3ml. Ostensibly that is too much paper for the job at hand.
I also know for a fact that another person in this world winds at least 10 sheets around their hand, per wipe and they get through a roll in approximately 4 sessions (two days). Again, that's too much paper per wipe.

Women visitors to my place use a vast amount. I don't get it, the WC is in a bathroom with a bolt on the door and soap and towels handy. (just hit the wrong thing and sent that, to continue) If they're that concerned about hygiene they could take their kit off and wash.

I use around 6 wipes of 2 sheets folded once, to reach a point where there is no visible staining on the sheet post wipe.

If there is a washbasin available I use 2 sheets and wash my bum in that. Cleaner than any amount of TP. If not, I usually use 3 sheets, 1 up, 1 down, and 1 for a polish.

 

[Pete the Feet]

The Mrs?

Her as well. The "THEN" Mrs was the clue.

If there is a washbasin available I use 2 sheets and wash my bum in that. Cleaner than any amount of TP. If not, I usually use 3 sheets, 1 up, 1 down, and 1 for a polish.

Too much information.

Remember Izal, the John Wayne of toilet rolls. Takes sh*t off no man.

 

[dilalio]

Remember Izal,

Imagine kids at school using it these days!
They'd have no gender to change!!