What have you been doing today?

[Brigadier]

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Poor bloke couldn't even afford some flip flops.

 

[Highway Man]

Poor bloke couldn't even afford some flip flops.

His feet will be tougher than leather.

 

[johnny2007]

I tracked her down on Facebook and told her its "we were" not "we was".......I had to before @johnny2007 did

An immigrant correcting English grammar!
What next?!?!

 

[pete01]

An immigrant correcting English grammar!
What next?!?!

Im not an immigrant OMG

 

[Highway Man]

Im not an immigrant OMG

Says who?

 

[johnny2007]

Im not an immigrant OMG

I am the immigrant, you doofus!

 

[pete01]

I am the immigrant, you doofus!

Oh, I knew that...

Oh yeah I see you are from London

 

[johnny2007]

Oh, I knew that

No, you didn't

 

[pete01]

No, you didn't

No I didn't

 

[johnny2007]

No I didn't

Get in the bin!

 

[Mottie]

Harvested the last of this years asparagus crop from the plot of Mott. They have started to Fern out so I’ll let any others go to Fern to build up the root stock for next seasons. I’m glad - I was getting sick of eating it every other day proving that you can have too much of a good thing!

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Tell a lie. This really is the last pick of the year. Got more than enough ferns for next year so just had to pick these this morning. Having some with tonight’s tea and the rest with my haddock and eggs for breakfast tomorrow.

 

[Mottie]

Sold my collection of bikes when the missus died & left me. Probably a mistake so went out & collected this today . . .

Say, have you taxed, tested, insured or registered that Harley you said you bought the other week yet? Computer still says no……

You assume I bought it to ride it, you silly fool. It is the main feature in my man cave.

Sounds good. Any pictures of the man cave - I’d love to see it taking pride of place. A photo of that luxury 6 berth camper you bought recently would be nice too.

Just a tip regarding ownership of the Harley - get on to the previous owner or dealer as they seem to have failed to notify the DVLA of the change of ownership - records still showing last change of owner was in March 2023. Perhaps they are happy to leave it in their name while you own it?

Just heard one like this blast down our road and reminded me of Scofs post. Still no change of ownership. Better get your finger out Scof, be silly not to put it in your name even if it is just a feature in your man cave.



Anyone seen or heard from Scof lately, he seems to have gone awol although he logged on to the forum on Monday.

 

[pete01]

Going the pub now....Guinness here I come

 

[mikehammer69]

Hmm

In between drinking I was taking a look at my buildings insurance

I hadn’t thought too much about the danger of under-insurance until I was told by a mate

And staying out of trouble . The older I get the more I want a quiet life

 

[Scof]

Anyone seen or heard from Scof lately, he seems to have gone awol although he logged on to the forum on Monday.

SCOF, Dork Lard . . . Whatever, has bought himself a narrow boat. Moored near St Neots with NO PHONE SIGNAL, which I'm still undecided whether that's a good or bad thing.