What have you been doing today?

[Elsa TLC]

Im gonna brush it aside for now.

Thats not always the best way.

A girl at work touched me up. I brushed it aside. But I did draw the line.

 

[Elsa TLC]

Thats what the mrs says.

I know. Shes sometimes calls me Pete

 

[pete01]

I know. Shes sometimes calls me Pete

OMG

 

[pete01]

British Leyland
Strikes (Pickets)
Trade Unions
Then you come back with what I thought was a cracker

I thought bugger he has me here. You should have left me with it.
Im thinking I just cant get the my head round the come back.

 

[Elsa TLC]

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I love this when I have to explain my jokes. Its much funnier than the joke its self.

 

[Mottie]

For Mrs Motties birthday we went up town to see 'Titanique the musical' at the Criterion theatre. Very funny, very entertaining and a bit near the mark in places. After that, I took Mrs Mottie to a completely gluten free restaurant. Very nice bit of grub and you couldn’t tell it was completely gluten free …..until you got the bill. Feck me, they know how to charge the gluten intolerant coeliacs. She enjoyed it though. Place was packed and Mrs Mottie even got a little treat from the chef. Surprisingly, they didn’t charge for that!