Poor bloke couldn't even afford some flip flops.

His feet will be tougher than leather.Poor bloke couldn't even afford some flip flops.
An immigrant correcting English grammar!I tracked her down on Facebook and told her its "we were" not "we was".......I had to before @johnny2007 did![]()
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Im not an immigrant OMGAn immigrant correcting English grammar!
What next?!?!

Says who?Im not an immigrant OMG
I am the immigrant, you doofus!Im not an immigrant OMG
Oh, I knew that...I am the immigrant, you doofus!![]()
No, you didn'tOh, I knew that
No I didn'tNo, you didn't![]()
Get in the bin!No I didn't![]()
Tell a lie. This really is the last pick of the year. Got more than enough ferns for next year so just had to pick these this morning. Having some with tonight’s tea and the rest with my haddock and eggs for breakfast tomorrow.Harvested the last of this years asparagus crop from the plot of Mott. They have started to Fern out so I’ll let any others go to Fern to build up the root stock for next seasons. I’m glad - I was getting sick of eating it every other day proving that you can have too much of a good thing!
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Sold my collection of bikes when the missus died & left me. Probably a mistake so went out & collected this today . . .
Say, have you taxed, tested, insured or registered that Harley you said you bought the other week yet? Computer still says no……
You assume I bought it to ride it, you silly fool. It is the main feature in my man cave.
Sounds good. Any pictures of the man cave - I’d love to see it taking pride of place. A photo of that luxury 6 berth camper you bought recently would be nice too.
Just a tip regarding ownership of the Harley - get on to the previous owner or dealer as they seem to have failed to notify the DVLA of the change of ownership - records still showing last change of owner was in March 2023. Perhaps they are happy to leave it in their name while you own it?


Anyone seen or heard from Scof lately, he seems to have gone awol although he logged on to the forum on Monday.