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A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Her mum replies 'No, because she is on heat.' 'What does that mean?' asked the child. 'Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage.' The little girl goes out to the garage and says, 'Dad, can I take...

Blunkett dog shock! I just read this hilarious piece of gossip... """I had lunch at the Great Gallery on Pall Mall last week. David Blunkett was having lunch with Rebekah Wade, Trevor Kavanagh and another man from The Sun. During lunch Rebekah got up to go to the toilet, which...

Pales to insignificance compared to the human suffering I know, but how's your dog coping in these lockdown times? We take our cocker out for a walk each day as part of our excessive routine but she is a very social dog. She's nearly 8 years old now and since she was born, she has been going out...

...answer. Some sites say no a dog can't make out images on television the way we do. I'm asking because our mutt goes bonkers whenever there are dogs on TV. Adverts, films, programmes. Even if we turn the sound off completely he still goes daft if there's a dog on there. The present...

Hi All, any recommendations on the best flooring that will be dog proof. We currently have the original pine boards, and the dog is a bit of a scratcher, and has ruined some boards by scratching (he licks the floor to get it damp and soft, and then scratches- very intelligent IMO!) Tiles...

For some reason our dog refused to leave the heap, had to dig it out underneath her!

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A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog. "Yes," the Labrador replies...

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking...

My front lawn always looks bad due to dogs peeing on it, particularly close to the pavement. Is there a deterrent like ammonia that I can use which won't hurt the grass, but will deter dogs please?

We are moving home soon with our dog. We are hoping to get the living room plastered and also one of the bedrooms so that we can paint them. Now, we have a dog and we're just wondering will her dog hairs get into the plaster and dry stuck in the walls? Also, how long does plaster generally take...

Hi,I have a fence of a concrete post and 6 foot waney panels,but my new neighbours have a bulldog that wants to eat me. When I go into my garden the dog barks,growls and hurls itself at the fence. Clearly the fence is not designed to keep a large angry dog at bay. Am I now expected to pay...

...of our house we have our front lawn, a stone wall then a 3 foot grassed area then the pavement, the grass is looking pretty ropey, mainly due to dogs urinating etc and people taking the short cut (hardly worth it). Is there anyway/any recipes i can use to 1. Stop the dogs going...

My sons over-active dog has badly damaged the plaster walls in his hallway. The dog has thankfully grown out of its destructive phase but he’s left quite an eyesore. How best to repair/patch-up said walls? See link to pics below. As ever, all replies gratefully received...

...a brush...." Yeah right. Another child is mauled by an out of control "pet". Pet my erse. The moronic chavs who own these vicious dogs need putting down as well as the savage *******s they call pets. Certain dogs have their uses as working animals. These should not be...

I'm not sure if this is a recent occurrence but the last few times I have been to the cemetery dog owners have let their dogs just run wild, doing their business on gravestones. Has anyone else witnessed this or just an?isolated incident?

...a dog. NB: That is a very high percentage as only about 20% (may be a lower percentage) own a dog. Where we live, 2 households with a do out of the 45 houses in our close...

"A woman who died after being attacked by an American Bulldog at a flat in Aberdeen had previously been charged after the animal attacked another dog.: "Michelle McLeod was pronounced dead at the scene after being attacked by a dog inside a property on Foresterhill Road at around 11.15pm on...

Having read what happened, I'm 100% with the postman/Postoffice. It is sad to see the dog like that but people need to keep their dogs under control as not everyone is comfortable with dogs running around them. My own personal experience: As I've said on these forums before, it is often the...

...etc.that do not understand the responsibility of dog ownership. On the flip-side the responsible owners go out of their way to ensure their dogs are kept within the law. I don't own a dog but these programmes made it clear(to me) that the dogs were getting too much of the blame and I...